Quite Mermaids and Questionable Menopause. You're gonna love this one.

You don’t understand how much I hate conservatives.
I despise them.
They repulse me and if I could I would pluck out their eyes, Uma Thurman style because they are blind with or without them.

I went to a leadership conference today and one of the Break-out sessions we had dealt with diversity. Or course a tiny Korean woman was the speaker and made us play games and tried to enlighten us with symbols of diversity. We each got a letter from the alphabet and we had to make words with one another. I got an “M” and Liz got a “Q”

And Liz never got a partner. “Q” is pretty much fucked. You really need a “U” to make a “Q” work when making up English words. There are other words like Iraq and Qatar, but most letters (the cynical “A” especially) were able to create words with other letters quickly….They never gave a change for IRAQ to come alive. *And we wonder why terrorism exists!

So I stuck by my “Q” and decided we would become an acronym. Fuck real words!

“Q.M.” That's us! Like it or not...

Queen Mary? Quiet Mermaids? Questionable Menopause? Who the fuck knows. The point is, these to letters formed something, and they don’t need any other letters to make them feel special or valid. Webster can kiss my grits.

Then this old lady started to bla-bla-bla about society and “normal” and I told her that sometimes people didn’t agree with her ideas of “normal” and that there were many societies in the world, not just hers. What makes her society and its “norms” better than everyone else’s?

It just made me mad because she said, “It’s nothing personal.” As if I WOULD take it personal. What she really meant to say was, “Hey little fat fag, it’s not my fault you won’t conform and fit into the proverbial square that makes our glorious country the shit-box it really is. I'm just telling it like it is. OK. Off to fuck my cousin now.”

So, that old lady was obviously a conservative.
She probably gets on her knees to pray to God and then waits for her husband to sit in front of her to suck his dick. After all, the “Good Book” tells us that woman must be submissive, and must fill the “needs” of men. And by “needs” the “Good Book” means let him have it doggie style on Friday afternoons and give him blow jobs before an early morning meeting. Stand by your man!

I hate the idea of conservatism. What the fuck are people holding on to? If their views were really worth conserving no one would want to move on. Liberals want to liberate. Fuck Fox News! They always use the term Liberal in a derogatory way… as if caring about the environment was evil and fucking over Arab countries was good.

I know I probably lost most of you on this. That’s ok. I can’t sleep and since everyone I
Know IS asleep… I will rant and rave and try to make the world a better place. My world at least.

I’m hungry.
Think I’ll much on “Queso Mexicano” and watch Kill Bill.




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From now on, I'm going to end my journals with "FB" Which means "Fuck Bush!"
Let's start a trend.
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